ATTENTION SQUEAMISH MOVIEGOERS! STOP READING. Now that the room is almost empty, I shall continue. Many have been in a discussion at one point or another where the topic of “fucked-up movies” becomes the topic of conversation. If you are in the right crowd, the conversation quickly becomes a back and forth gross-out competition....
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Other Self: “Why are you doing this? This seems kind of heavy. If you’re reading, please avert your eyes. He has no idea what he is doing. He’s a terrible writer…don’t say I didn’t warn you.” **** Since an early-age, I have enjoyed creating...
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Example: 7 MORE DAYS!!!! This post is the second in the Facebook Etiquette column regarding ambiguous posts. Click here to read the first installment. When you were a child, and maybe still today, you had a pretty puppy calendar that you marked special events...
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Candy: “Dear Sky, If a man stops by tomorrow that had the gall to kick me out of his apartment when his wife showed up, please strike him with lightning. That was not cool. Sincerely, Candy. P.S. Sky, with two y’s, I loved your...
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Part 1: Jigsaw is a Law Professor Cue Saw theme song (I recommend you play throughout reading) Face down in a pile of your own procrastination, you find yourself in quite the predicament…a deadly predicament. Despite your efforts you have been lulled asleep by...
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