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Pilot Pitch #2: Control Group

November 18, 2011
Pilot Pitch #2: Control Group

This is part 2 of 7. Click here to see Pilot Pitch #1: Black Flag--a family drama centered around the high intensity world of professional stock car racing. Pilot Pitch #2: Control Group Genre: Suspense/Mystery Summary: A twist at every corner. Each episode chronicles one hour in the life of a person trapped inside a mysterious chamber/space....

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Pilot Pitch #1: Black Flag

August 15, 2011
Black Flag

    HOW THE HELL DID THE MARRIAGE REF GET A SECOND SEASON? Okay……now that that is out of the way…I’ve decided to pitch TV shows to Hollywood via the virtual fun house that is the Bucking Hoarse. This week, I’ll propose seven legitimate...

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The Stroller: The Only Father’s Day Gift I Can Afford

June 21, 2011
The Stroller: The Only Father’s Day Gift I Can Afford

I don’t have a ton of  money these days, so I end up giving people things of little or no value: my fiction writing. For Father’s day, I wrote the following story for my Dad, knowing him as a person that enjoys mystery/sci-fi/horror stories...

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Dean Fail: Fearmongering

May 1, 2011
Dean Fail: Fearmongering

At most law schools, a Dean might send out a congratulatory email to graduating 3Ls–third-year law students. Perhaps he or she will say how he or she’s had the privilege of knowing many graduating 3Ls and how “they seem like a driven crowd,” or...

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Everyone Fails Lawschool #6: 3L Ever After

April 23, 2011
Everyone Fails Lawschool #6: 3L Ever After

Summary: If you’re a 3L, try less. You’ll be happier and get better grades. Just wrapped up my last year of law school. It’s been a hard fight, but I came out with only tinges of alcoholism and bouts of weight gain. Note: not...

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Geri-Antics: 10 Annoying Old Person Habits

April 13, 2011
Geri-Antics: 10 Annoying Old Person Habits

It’s difficult not to walk outside without seeing an old person, especially where I live. Now, first and foremost I want to say that I deeply respect my elders. In fact, I am one of a handful of people that can sit and chat...

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TV Pilot Idea: The Weight Loss Show

April 5, 2011
TV Pilot Idea: The Weight Loss Show

  After watching two hours of The Biggest Loser: Couples, I have an idea for original programming. No idea where it came from. Get this, it’s real simple: (1) For eight weeks I get eight overweight friends to show up at my apartment, ever...

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Professor Zzzzorn: Feminism Conference

April 5, 2011
Professor Zzzzorn: Feminism Conference

Click to Image to Enlarge This week, a new Professor is stalking my inbox. It’s Professor Zzzzorn. She teaches riveting business law classes that are more effective than industrial tranquilizers at rendering me unconscious.  Law School has a lot of boring classes, but, for...

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What Type of Gchatter Are You?

April 4, 2011
What Type of Gchatter Are You?

Sigmund Freud once said “The behavior of a human being in sexual matters is often a prototype for the whole of his other modes of reaction in life.” Now that I have your attention by sounding intellectual and mentioning the word “sex,” I should...

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Facebook Etiquette #15: Birthdays

April 3, 2011
Facebook Etiquette #15: Birthdays

If you have not deciphered from my subtle hint, it’s my birthday today. Yes, just twenty-seven tortured years ago, my mother turned off the A-Team (no joke) to jettison the insomniac that writes these very words. And when I came out, not one person...

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